Peek Inside the Book
39 pages. Full-colour spreads on every page. Infinite giggles.
"Old MacDonald's Farm" — But Make It Up
At bedtime, Dad asks which story to read. The answer? Make one up — about Old MacDonald's Farm. What follows is a classic attempt at storytime, derailed at every turn by questions, interjections, and the kind of relentless curiosity only a child at bedtime can muster.
Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
She clucked. She strutted. She made an absolute racket all day long — until one day, she went completely quiet. The whole farm held its breath. And then she walked straight toward the road. This book finally answers the question everyone has been asking.
The Cow Jumped Over the Moon
While a cat serenaded the farm with her fiddle, the cow made a bold bet — she could jump over the moon. She stepped back, broke into a full sprint, pole-vaulted into the sky… and promptly blasted straight through Earth's atmosphere into outer space. Classic.
